Why don’t owls go on dates when it’s raining? – Because it’s too wet to woo.

What’s brown, stinks, and sounds like a bell? – Dung.

What award does the Dentist of the Year receive? – A little plaque.

Everyone loves dad jokes. Cheesier than a four-cheese pizza, they defy you not to laugh, even if it’s more in pity than genuine amusement.

This bumper collection of 1001 of the most excruciating dad jokes and corny puns is guaranteed to make you groan out loud. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.