I bet you think you know this story.You don’t. The real one’s much more gory.This book is filled with revolting rhymes.(Be warned: It’s no ordinary Once upon a time).There’s poor Cindy whose heart was torn to shreds, because her Prince, he chops off heads!Snow White’s dwarfs although awfully nice, are guilty of one shocking vice . . .And what becomes of Goldilocks, that nasty thieving little louse, when she goes sneaking around the three bear’s house . . .From Jack in the Beanstalk, Goldilocks and the Three Bears to Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs, wicked beasts, brazen crooks and a ghastly giant star in these hilarious nursery rhymes with BITE!